Well, what can I say? I got bored and saw everyone else were drawing pictures, so I did one, too! What do you think?

Here's the picture!

It's the best picture I've ever drawn! It looks JUST like me! Except my boobies are bigger. -giggles-

((OOC:The sad thing, I really tried to draw Karen. -falls over- I am NOT a good artist. At. All. XD))

SORAS? Oh, honey. I am so glad I didn't catch that! I've already been seeing Plastic Surgeon every few months for my Botox. The last thing I needed was to look 10 years older! I mean, I don't want to look like I'm in my 5...30s! Wouldn't that be awful?

I'm so happy that Mary's back! Her assistant was a bitch. -giggles-  Speaking of which, Mary, ( Read more... )

Everyone keeps talking about these "plot holes" that everyone has.

Is a plot hole like a vagina? Because I have one of those!

Ahh. I love the internet. Such nice people. I keep getting all these e-mails calling me a whore and talking about doing nice things to my bad place ( Read more... )

Hello, honey. I'm Karen Walker, I've got a killer rack, lots of money, a great sense of fashion, and I'm better than all of you. I enjoy quiet walks on the beach, holding hands beneath the moonlight, and being spanked. And I have no idea why I'm talking to you when there are clothes to be bought, pills to be taken, and martinis to be drunk ( Read more... )