LASTS ( Read more... )

unfortunately, you are NOT the only person in the world.
That is right.
Other people exist.
The universe is not centered around you.

You can slice it and dice it anyway that you want.
You are a self-fulfilling prophecy.

i have had ben folds stuck in my head for several days now.
luckily, hes the man.

"it tastes like dirt"
"i dropped it on the way over"

everyone was ready for the postseason except for the mets ( Read more... )

i think if i ever sent in a post secret it would be...

I wish I was black so I could sing better.

so i need a date for my brothers wedding.

you can fill out an application by answering these questions.

1) are you cute?

2) do you look good in a dress?

2a) will it look good on my floor?

3) will my family be impressed when they think we have been in a serious relationship for several years?

4) see question 1

5) LETS GO METS!!! ?

i am so tired and confused.
what do i do?
what do i do?
what do i do?

jnjgrj e;nrljnrgng

Thank you, livejournal. you are a good listener.

ngjksn gknlknn.

dammit. dammit. dammit. dammit. dammit. dammit.

what do i do?

gnsklomerlklk g

goodnight.

Last night, did you go to sleep happy ( Read more... )