I now present to you, loyal readers of my journal, the most hilarious picture of a human fetus I have ever seen. This is coming from somewhat of a connoisseur in amusing fetus pictures. Enjoy:


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Hey kids, Dante Alighieri here.


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A FANCY HTML TABLE ON THE SUBJECT USING LAST NAMES

The word
The way I pronouce it
The proper way

Rimbaud
Rim-bawd
Rim-bow: It can also be spelled about fifty different ways and still be pronounced the same.

Proust
Per-oust
Pur-oost: The sound a duck makes when you step on it.

Camus
Came-us
Cay-moo: French people ( Read more... )

Yesterday, I visited the Museum of Modern Art in New York. I also visited the Guggenheim, but I’m not going to tell you anything about that because it was boring and confusing and they charged me fifteen dollars for a ticket I never had to give anybody. Actually, I’ll tell you two things: I saw Maurizio Cattelan's We Are the Revolution and a bunch ( Read more... )

As absoulutly none of you know, I am a STUDENT OF PSYCHOLOGY. That's "study of the mind" bitches! I am also a student of philosophy and art. I also recently paid 150 dollars for a test that told me I was at a fourth grade level in math ( Read more... )

Ladies, gentleman, members of the press, friends, Romans, countrymen, space aliens and inanimate objects everywhere ( Read more... )

I absolutely cannot stand when people fail to train their dogs and/or children properly and I absolutely positively cannot stand (this would put me in a sitting position on the matter) when said people get upset when I give the misbehaving dog/child a slight kick to correct them. This is not a spiteful gesture on my part; just my little way of ( Read more... )

I have always been told that I was born with the nose shape most desired by rhinoplasty patients, but now, according to the internet, my vulva ain't half bad either!

The Vagina Institute is dedicated to writing hilarious English-as-a-second-language articles about vaginal beauty. They also have a test to tell you how pretty your vulva and vagina ( Read more... )

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