French people! Thirty seconds of unflinching brutal violence! Long stationary camera shots on nothing in particular! All sorts of deep shit Albert Camus would write about! You can see it all in a film that will make you want to throw up in the best way possable:


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We may never know what televison host/she-beast Star Jones did to incur the wrath of a certain underappreciated British actor. Perhaps she pronounced his name incorrectly (it’s “Rafe”, bitches), perhaps she admitted that no one has actually watched all 16 hours of Schindler's List. But what we do know that after one fell swoop, she was never quite ( Read more... )

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Hello! My name is Ricky Wilson and I’m going to tell you about my FANTASTIC DAY! WEEEEE! I’M IN HAY RIGHT NOW!


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I want to post this on every livejournal on which people take themselves seriously:


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In the event that I slip into a persistent vegetative state, it is my desire that I be denied all resuscitating and life-supporting services, be allowed to die peacefully and then turn into a zombie, wreaking havoc on the hospital staff and any right wing crazies outside protesting my demise ( Read more... )

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The report is written by Dr. Beaurieux, who under perfect circumstances experimented with the head of M. Languille, guillotined at 5.30 a.m. on June 28th, 1905 ( Read more... )