20 Middlemarch - George Eliot ( )
21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell ( )
22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald (x)
23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens ( )
24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy ( )
25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams ( )
26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh ()
27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky ()
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Ok so I'm OBSESSED with TLC's Say Yes to the Dress...  like-  full on obsessed...  and I'm watching the special episode tonight.  They're talking about this girl with "All these health problems..."  And dude, what the fuck-  the girl has polycystic ovary syndrome.  I'm all....  "Porquoi what...?"  Because dude, *I* have polycystic ovary syndrome.  ( Read more... )

Last month was a REALLY good month for me!!!  VERY little depression, a smattering of mood swings, it was highly manageable.  of course, it makes sense then that this month I was slammed, and of course right before Christmas ( Read more... )

So last night Ryan and I went to see The Dark Knight.  I wish I could tell you how it was...  Fact is, I could tell you how the first HOUR was...  BUT that's it.  WHY??  Because, ladies and gentlemen, the movie theatre caught fire.  Yes, that's right--  you heard me.  In the commissioner's funeral scene, the MOVIE THEATRE CAUGHT FIRE.  Now at first ( Read more... )

I don't mind if you live with your parents if you're a gal--  traditionally, gals live with their folks.  But if you're a 37 year old MAN, without a high school diploma--  stay the hell away from me.

hi i'm a single guy lookin 4 love. i'm 37 yr old by the way. my email is www.roeheads2000@blueyonder.co.uk. i like reading,sport n music. dislikes ( Read more... )

You bitches better love this---  Yep.  It's Brokeback 1776.

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Fuck you, Gateway Playhouse.  I just read your "audition notice".  Here it is, for those of you who haven't seen it:

GATEWAY PLAYHOUSE Main Stage Production of SHOWBOAT Auditions Tues, July 8 at 3:30pm
Casting ensemble roles. Looking for One little girl ages 7-9 (Caucasian) to play Kim Ravenal. Also young adults and adult actors age range 17-55. ( Read more... )

So as I sit here, alone on this Friday night, I was a little bored so I was playing on Facebook.  Now...  I'm totally anonymous on facebook.  Not only am I completely unsearchable, but I even used a fake name.  This is to prevent me from getting unwanted crap from high school people I totally fucking hated anyway, but of course I can't be found by ( Read more... )

ONE OF MY STUDENTS IS THE NEW MARTHA IN SPRING AWAKENING ON BROADWAY!!!

Let me just reiterate that.

ONE.

OF.

MY STUDENTS.

Is the new...

MARTHA.

in

SPRING AWAKENING.

ON

BROADWAY!!!!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!

This is Alanis Morisette singing----  My Humps.  Yep.  My Humps.

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