ander

alex.nerdy.net

ander Aug 03, 2006 14:17

So, I'm not sure whether anyone is reading my journal any more. For anyone who cares, I won't be posting on livejournal anymore, because I recently started my own website at alex.nerdy.net. So anything that would have been on here, as well as much, much more, will now be over at my website, alex.nerdy.net. You should stop by. It's awesome.

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ander Jun 07, 2006 17:57

I think I spend too much time on the computer. I don't think I used to be like this before I got my laptop (hey, are they still not officially called "laptops"? Are computer people still insisting that we call them "notebook" computers? Why? Everyone calls them laptops anyway. It's like "mobile" phones. Just call them cell phones, dudes.), but ( Read more... )

There is so much symbolism in this post. Can you find it all?

ander May 01, 2006 08:10

Last night I dreamt that Dan and I drove to Colorado to try to bring Rafael back to New York. We got to his house but we couldn't find him, so we drove down the hill to his other house (his sister's house, I guess?), while Dan made up a song about how he should come back. He wasn't there, but when we got back to the top of the hill, there were ( Read more... )

I Can Fly!

ander Apr 19, 2006 22:08

So, I know I've been ripping on religion a lot lately, but I think that Scientology is a "religion" that we can all recognize is totally stupid. I was just reading about crazy Katie Holmes and her beau, Thom Cruz, and their recent silent birth. All that crap about the "Push! Push!" thing becoming a traumatic experience is pretty fucking far- ( Read more... )

middle earth, katie holmes, xenu, scientology, dan's mom, religion, tom cruise, my baby's daddy

People in Brooklyn are Jerks

ander Apr 19, 2006 10:59

More specifically, members of the Brooklyn Public Library with television preferences similar to mine are jerks ( Read more... )

jerks, six feet under, the sopranos, crisis, brooklyn public library, dvd

Job For Sale

ander Apr 18, 2006 19:35

So, I guess it really hasn't been terribly long since I had a good job interview, but it certainly has been a while since I aced a job interview, which I totally did just now. I am trying to not let that high be overshadowed by the realization that the position for which I am apparently so eminently qualified is (once again) in retail. What's ( Read more... )

job interview, pile brain, rob jack, job, conciliatory, file brain, loquacious

Invasion of the Underpants-Snatchers

ander Apr 11, 2006 15:22

Maybe this is too graphic for some of you, but last night while I was sleeping I had a most unusual experience involving my underpants. More specifically, it involved their sudden disappearance from their usual position on my body. I woke up several times during the night, each time discovering anew that my drawers had either been wrongfully ( Read more... )

i'm not sure what these things are for?

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ander Dec 06, 2005 11:50

I'm not sure which is worse: that I'm realizing how much my life is similar to the office clichés in Dilbert cartoons, or that my life has become the cliché of noticing how similar my life is to the office clichés in Dilbert cartoons.

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a haiku

ander Nov 21, 2005 14:06

"Office Space" is good
To watch on a Friday night.
Not so good Sunday.

Maybe this will get my frustration out...

ander Nov 16, 2005 17:03

I hate my job. Why am I here?

Nope. Didn't work.

This place is crushing my soul!