i saw a fat man on a three wheeled bike get hit by a car yesterday. it was fucking incredible. he pulled himself off the ground with enough energy to slam both of his fists into the hood of this chick's car before he kicked her fender while questioning her sanity with a slew of profanity. and to cap it all off, the chick's mom was in the passenger ( Read more... )

so i finally found a car ( Read more... )

i had my first taste of summer and i am eagerly awaiting more ( Read more... )

hello hello ( Read more... )

Canada for St. Patty's...oh hell yeah!
PRIMO bar hopping
STELLAR dance moves
KILLER shots (ah ha yeah Skittles and Redheaded Sluts)

Need I say more?

The familiar street lights of her familiar city just point out her lonely shadow on the cement. One more tear escapes down her cheek, streaking her peach-pink blush. Secretly, she prays that he will be waiting for her in her apartment whenever she returns from her outings. No matter the circumstance, she knows deep down that her wishes are ( Read more... )

the decemberists KICKED ASS!
just like i knew they would

so i've pretty much been the happiest i've ever been for quite awhile now ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT ( Read more... )

so wow....i'm on my third job this summer...way to go me ( Read more... )