Really?! The Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket outside of Dio's funeral?! REALLY?! Dude.. RLY?! The 1980's are over man. The witch hunt is over. He donated thousands of dollars to charities all over the place and brought happiness to millions of people world wide with music that may not have been to everyone liking, but GAHHH really ( Read more... )

trolling through you own live journal is a weird thing. you
mostly end up... well I mostly end up asking myself why
did i sound so much like a whiner, asshole or drunk? I
think odds are i was probably being one.

fuck i'm human after all. damn it all to hell.

there are reoccuring themes such as laundry, me needing
a shave and haircut and bad references ( Read more... )

i always feel like i am sitting on my wallet even when
i am not.  phantom wallet syndrome. its not that its so
full of cash that it becomes a bother, but its like a half
an inch thick so it always feels like its there.

oh. i was sitting on my smokes. bad move.

i am still waiting for my tricky dick fun money. i need
this damn money to fix my car and put ( Read more... )

so yeah. yesterday i cleaned out the driveway
and chunked the rest of the old moldy boxes
on to the curb. after that washed all the dishes
with female andi putting them up as i went along.
got drunk while sonya and kyle dropped by for
a while. played a little guitar hero and now it is
fucking seven something a.m. and i just finished
mowing the lawn and ( Read more... )

but what i am really trying to say is this...

what if you took the blades of a forklift and sharpened
the shit out of those fuckers and drove it full bore on
in to a crowd of fucking zombies? wouldn't that be
some quality shit right there? now let's say they're
getting too close for comfort and crowding you. well
what do you do? well raise the forks ( Read more... )

there's nothing new to report here really.

i thought i'd get my stimulus check this week, but
it turns out i am a tard and i will get in a month. i
wish i had known that and i wouldn't have given my
loan people so much and told them to die.

work is easy. now that i finally understand that
you are pretty much screwed any which way you
go about doing ( Read more... )

spring break hasn't meant shit to me since i was like
fucking seventeen.

first of all. i am not full of envy of the the assholes camping
out on the beach. with in the first day of spring break gunshots
rang out. wow. i get that staying at home. at work i have seen
women who have come in to the store so scantly clad that
they better not better not hope ( Read more... )

well i guess monsoon season has hit corpus.
soon will come the hot muggy nights where the
a/c will just blast in cold damp air and wild dogs
will roam the street devouring the latchkey kids
left to play in the streets. such is the circle of life.

the neighbors pitbull turned out to be a sweet dog
that doesn't have too much love for it's owners. the
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it's always hard to argue for humanity.

i just watched a double header of the new rambo movie
and osamu tezuka's "metropolis". i don't know if anyone
human has juxtaposed either movies. but me and daniel
just did.

rambo resolves nothing. don't get me wrong. i loved robocop.
this falls in the same vein jist like "snakes on a plane". goofball
bodycount ( Read more... )

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