but he's geraldo. he's an animal lover. that's why he's kept that catepillar under his nose for so many years. and that nose...geez. his nose makes mine feel insignificant, which is always a good thing. and he fights skinheads, meth heads, crack babies, barbra walters and many many more. and when he's on tv, he's always something that'll make you laugh no matter how down in the dumps you are. that's why i like geraldo rivera. because it doesn't matter how shitty my life is, he is always there to remind me "hey, at least i'm not geraldo rivera" and sometimes you get to see a fight in the middle of the day, instead of waiting for night time and wishing you had PPV. what'd he do this time?
you know he's never ever really done anything ground breaking. i just remember as a kid he had a live excorsism (sp?) and my parents didn't let me watch. i snuck a peek when they weren't looking and it was totally weak.
also, what the hell was up with al capones safe. talk about a let down!
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to that extent. still doesn't
even make him second degree cool.
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ah, he didn't do anything. this
was just a spurt of drunken internet
turrets syndrome.
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anything ground breaking. i just remember
as a kid he had a live excorsism (sp?)
and my parents didn't let me watch.
i snuck a peek when they weren't
looking and it was totally weak.
also, what the hell was up with
al capones safe. talk about a let
down!
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