10:02:20 PM | digitalux: how is ssi treating you ( Read more... )

i go to adult children of alcoholics meetings on a regular basis. it's a hell of a lot better than AA or NA, and a lot of the people there have problems that are eerily similar to mine..

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i live next door to this truly hideous skyscraper. it's a HUD project for crazy old people. the apartments look pretty nice from the outside; they all have balconies and satellite dishes, it's just the building that's really ugly. it has the telltale signs of a HUD project (blue on beige and oversized sans-serif font on the address sign), not to ( Read more... )

Room Available - Short Term
(up to 3 months)

Room available in old farm house on beautiful large property in Graton.
Quiet, park-like, country setting.
Shared bath and kitchen.
Current residents practice Daily Life Mindfulness in the Theravada Buddhist Tradition.50 miles north of San Francisco ( Read more... )

i am preparing shish kebab for the entire house (17 people besides me) tomorrow. i've never made this before, but i figured that it was time to start "branching out" in my cooking, which is pretty much exclusively pasta and polenta-related dishes. however, i have no idea how to make it ( Read more... )

0. it's STILL raining ( Read more... )

looking for an apartment on north bay craigslist is fucking ridiculous. all the ads read like this:

hi, my name is seraphim sumati fluffington-dubois and i am a 72-year old radical vegan lesbian. i am looking for someone who will be responsible and clean (no more than six cats or dogs and absolutely no exotic pets as my poodle, muffin, is allergic ( Read more... )

i seriously think that i am dead (i failed to notice death) and this weather is hell. my punishment for a life of crime and sodomy.

a very, very WET hell.

Dear Andrew ********,

Congratulations! You have been accepted into the Psychiatric Technician and Vocational Nursing program at Santa Rosa Junior College.

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the other day, i had a comprehensive physical exam and blood work conducted by a nurse practitioner who talked exactly like quinn from daria. i found out a lot of really interesting stuff from the physical, and the results of the blood tests ( Read more... )