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[andshesaid]

name four bad habits you have:
1. never answering my phone. ever.
2. complaining. always.
3. leaving my laundry in the machine to mildew after days of neglect.
4. being mean >:o

Comments

[dys]

1. dep sport gel level 10

GUESS WHAT I SPIKE MY HAIR WITH

[superchunker]

Your jizz?

[dys]

dude, that was like totally unnecessary. i think i deserve an apology.

[superchunker]

WHAT? You said, "Guess what I spike my hair with?" and I guessed! Sheesh. Don't be so insecure.

Semen, jizm, spunk...it is an excellent natural hairgel. Of course, I would never use it, cuz that's just fucking sick, but to each his own, right?

[superchunker]

"circa 1987 i made $80 an hour as a baby model!"

I was 10 in 1987...

*cleans out colostomy bag*

[andshesaid]

you're like a fine wine, you ripen with age..

MMM MMM MMM!

[superchunker]

And like a fine wine, only homosexual men drink me :***-(

[nirvanaqueen22]

I too love the smell of Dep.

My cousin used to know your dad's band. She worked at CBGBs. Did I already tell you that?

I'm tired.

[andshesaid]

NOYOUDIDNOTTELLMETHIS!@%#%

whoa there, start over! who is your cousin! details details, i need to know!

[nirvanaqueen22]

Whoa there. I could swear I left you this message once and I was surprised you didn't reply... I guess that was a dream. You can IM me at VeganTink if you want details, I'm too lazy to type them on here (although they get typed anyway.)

:)

[mobiusstrip]

my dad's old band opened up for the clash and the ramones :P
guess yer dad was a punker
that's cool,

my dad was a lawyer.
um, that's not

[andshesaid]

my dad also lived in elevator shafts. that is not cool.

[bachelorettia]

i hate those jeans, man. especially the ones where the fade is coloured, and it looks like you just crapped your pants.