girls you've got to know when it's time to turn the page, when you're only wet because of the rain.

this is long overdue, i suppose. but i think it's time for me to move on. so for the rest of the world, here are some pictures for voyeuristic pleasure, granted it's sort of anachronistic now ( Read more... )

my neighbors suck. they have this PARROT THAT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. and now their stupid german baby won't SHUT THE FUCK UP EITHER. this parrot is going to turn me into david berkowitz, i swear. CONCLUSION: BOTH OF THESE GOD AWFUL ORGANISMS NEED SHUTTING UP LESSONS. my ovaries are in full fucking effect. thanks be ( Read more... )

Justine is 90 ( Read more... )

my cat is so mad at me. i dropped the camera (by accident!) on her and she punched me in the face. i gave her some tuna, but she won't come near me, so i left the bowl in the basement.

she will never forgive me ever D:
& we were just becoming friends, too.

i just got a phatty ass new machine, dell inspiron 8200 -- and i was wondering what to do with my old computer, a COMPAQ circa 1996. it has basically no value, so far people have told me to ( Read more... )

the venus swimwear catalog (somehow i'm on the mailing list?) should be renamed ALL OF OUR MODELS HAVE NOSEJOBS. one of my secret talents is that i can instantly spot a rhinoplasty. living on long island allows me to hone my talent, since well, there isn't exactly a scarcity of plastic noses ( Read more... )

i do not like roe. i don't like the fact that it has a membrane and you can pop them between your teeth and hear a noise. i also don't like the image of popping tiny eggs to begin with ( Read more... )

i like how when i start crying, my cat leaves the room. the door was closed, so she opened it to get away from me. jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with me! it all makes sense now ( Read more... )

KINKOS IS A VERY VERY SHADY ESTABLISHMENT! seriously, that place is so fucking shady. first of all, they charge $3 for color printouts. i brought in a zipdisk with my mom's project on, so for printing out 20 pages of that shit cost $60! that is fucked up! plus their computers are also shady, and it kept on telling me that my document margins were ( Read more... )

got up at 10 am to set up checking account at fleet. i now have a debit card. i am getting green checks. i feel fucking cool.

my mom lost her cell phone & this has become the crisis of the day. i later have to like, do her art history project for her. tonight is susan's graduation party. i was supposed to go see n.e.r.d and princess superstar at ( Read more... )