this just in: doctors at the mayo clinic have developed a 'tar' therapy to treat psoriasis. pizza for everyone!

in other news: martin landau is adorable and reminds me of allison's grandfather.


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whoever wanted my password so bad is a fucking idiot. by gaining access to my lj password, and essentially my lj account, you would accomplish nothing. as opposed to email clients, my lj client holds no secrets. UNLESS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MY COLOR SELECTIONS AND JOURNAL SETTINGS, THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE ( Read more... )

name four bad habits you have:
1. never answering my phone. ever.
2. complaining. always.
3. leaving my laundry in the machine to mildew after days of neglect.
4. being mean >:o

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please someone tell me HOW THE FUCK bullfighting is legal?
i don't see any remote cultural value in blatant animal cruelty.

i just got this huge packet with a lot of info from smith. my dog almost ripped off the mail carrier's hand as he/she tried to slip it through the mail slot! anyway, i find out mid-july where i'm going to be living, but this packet had all sorts of fun stuff like course info and a letter from my class dean! woo, i'm actually excited and looking ( Read more... )

(i feel as if every facet of my brain has atrophied into some incomprehensible mess. everything has decayed into a mushy pulp, unrenderable. the door keeps opening and slamming as a result of the breeze (wind?). it's quite strange if you actually look at it ( Read more... )

: this is the last time ill ever talk to you online on a thursday night when we have school the next day
: damn
: shit
: yeah
: on that note
: goodnight for the last thursday night
: bye
: bye newt

wow. this is true!

she was undoubtedly silent because you put her in impossible situations wishing herself for the floor to open up in a merciful social euthanasia.

but i guess i'm just the fucked up one.

and maybe it's cause you came to me in my sleep. maybe it was the residual fragments in my brain, leeking through to my delirious dreams that fester an hour before i have to wake. and possibly maybe, it was because i told myself time and time again not to consider ( Read more... )

i am immortalizing this shit. i spent the past four years of my life with it, so let me indulge. yes, i am blatantly biting off of insanejane but imitation is the highest form of flattery :P


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