Comments | andshesaid: parrots and babies

andshesaid

parrots and babies

Jun 30, 2002 20:25

my neighbors suck. they have this PARROT THAT WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. and now their stupid german baby won't SHUT THE FUCK UP EITHER. this parrot is going to turn me into david berkowitz, i swear. CONCLUSION: BOTH OF THESE GOD AWFUL ORGANISMS NEED SHUTTING UP LESSONS. my ovaries are in full fucking effect. thanks be ( Read more... )

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Re: You know..... creepingjeff June 30 2002, 20:58:49 UTC

did they kill it?

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whosapalandrome July 2 2002, 02:01:44 UTC

you clearly have possession issues.

dys June 30 2002, 20:21:40 UTC

i thought the german baby was cute.

andshesaid June 30 2002, 20:48:49 UTC

it was, until it started screaming its lungs out as if it were BEING MURDERED!!!

creepingjeff June 30 2002, 21:01:03 UTC

you're so cute... like a little mouse. i wanna pick you up with my hands and pet you. and feed you cheese. would you like some cheese?

i want to hug you and squeeze you and kiss you and call you george. dys June 30 2002, 21:30:17 UTC

dude, that was fucking creepy. it reminded me of that abominable snowman on looney tunes. gossamer.

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e_rod June 30 2002, 22:15:54 UTC

ich liebe dazu CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!!

andshesaid June 30 2002, 22:34:17 UTC

i love you too.
please can we get married.

Re: e_rod July 1 2002, 00:14:39 UTC

faer i E0 7: marry me
ekcloudy: i thought you would never ask
ekcloudy: you know i'd marry you!
ekcloudy: and just not for citizenship
ekcloudy: our kids would be hott

i think you should set up one of those polls and see how many people think we should get married. or something like that.

shut the fuck up u'rself u got no (0) idea anonymous August 1 2002, 15:37:52 UTC

shey check it out chika i got the dough lets "blow" fuck this feeelin bad 'cause me and my kitty say meow how bout u

Re: shut the fuck up u'rself u got no (0) idea andshesaid August 1 2002, 17:39:16 UTC

you are seriously nuts.