If Toddlers and Tiaras, the love-to-hate pageant documentary on TLC, were a cereal, I would totally eat it. I would eat it non-stop, the sickeningly sweet flakes of processed corn would swirl about to the depths of the bowl, creating a thick, multicolored sludge of diabetes, providing the key to morbid obesity. I would dip spoon after spoon into
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