ashley is a buttcheek, me and josh have awesome sex, and omg do i hate fat people!!!!

i dont know how but some of it got deleted ok so yeah we think of ways to murder people. i think were both new age nazis who discriminate against no one.... we just hate everyone. just imagine us chopping up bodies with a dull bladed exacto knife and hanging them from trees by their intrails. awesome!!!!!! we are the future serial killers listening ( Read more... )

ok so as you all know me and ashley got a job together. well we both hate it a) because we work with a fat bull dyke russian lesbian named olga who constantly stares at us and does nothing but sit on her ass and take smoke breaks!!!! awesome at being a fat loser with no life who just happens to work at a cookie place. b) were fucking surrounded by ( Read more... )

ASHLEY IS GONNA MOVE IN!!!!!! ROCKIN LIKE MOTHER FUCKIN DOKKEN!!!

found an appartment for 535 a month k thanx. 2 bedrooms one bath. ashley isnt gonna move in so if anyone wants to move in feel free to hit me up. ok so today i have to work. awesome!!!! mrs.fields cookies in sandestin outlet mall. stop by and ill give you some free shit. ok so im gonna shut my mouth. later and word to yo momma.

a couple of nights ago me and josh and ashley all hung out. we met at eotl and i got to meet carly joshs best friend and btw shes the cutest thing ive ever seen. her boyfriend rob is also rokken like dokken. p.s. carly were aloud to talk about chainsaw abortions whenever we want. hehehehe. ok so we tried to find something to eat and ended up ( Read more... )

i have an amazing someone ( Read more... )

my day has been horrible. i got my braces worked on today and that felt like uber horrible. my whole mouth is hurting and i can eat anything. i have this feeling that none of my relationships will ever work out and when i finally think ive met someone worth while i get this feeling in the pit of my stomach that says no savannah youre just going to ( Read more... )

. Who did you last get angry with? my ex boyfriend cuz hes a fucking deusch bag and i hope he burns in hell for what he did to me ( Read more... )

its raining..... god dammit i want sex! is that so much to ask for? no! tonight there is a show. everyone should come.