I'm about to go to Hawaii. What am I doing the night before? Make sure the hotel reservation was OK, find transportation, check in online, make sure my companions know where the fuck to go.

What did my companions do? Wait in line at GameStop for the midnight launch of Lego Harry Potter. Do I give a shit if they miss the plane? No.

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Happy New Years Everyone

Not much of a resolution this year. Except probably to stay the nice guy ..

There's nothing wrong with being the nice guy. Regardless of the outcome, I think I can at least be happy with myself.

Nothing in this world is reliable in a good sense. Not even blood.

The only thing that you can count on is that people will flake on you.

... you miss what they want.

This is true of enemies, friends, business partners, family, and lovers.

I always thought I was one of the more bitter people in the world. I'm one of those people who would wait till I'm lying on my death bed to see someone fail ( Read more... )

How hard is it to make a schedule and stick to it?

Sincerely,

Andy

Dear Apple ( Read more... )