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[andybody]

why the hell can't livejournal ever get the time right? its like it just randomly picks one, or maybe it runs on GMT.
also, what is a good way to tell a girl you just want to fuck them and not really have to hang out? i don't think this question has an answer, but i'm still asking.

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[pinkalbum]

with a strongly worded letter and a rose.

a practice letter

[andybody]

a practice love letter

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hey baby. this rose is for you. it blossoms like your labia and its petals are as swollen and red as you violated sphincter. i wrote you a poem to go with it:

roses are red
boogers are green
the more you speak
the dumber you seem.

here's another:

roses are red
my testes are blue
are you just gonna waste my time
or are we gonna screw?

and the most poignant expression of my undying lust for you:

roses are red,
violets are blue,
shut up and fuck me
you dumb bitch.

come over and give me head. and bring a pizza. pepperoni.

a-hole

p.s. but wait until adult swim is over. i don't want to miss the family guy.

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how's that?

Re: a practice letter

[wretchedgod]

oh my.. aaahh hahaha.. those are fvcking choice!! i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. thanks.
i know one of those is bound to work!
yeah i know, i just came out of nowhere and commented, but damn, cut me some slack, i don't have any real friends, so i talk to people i don't know.

Re: a practice letter

[pinkalbum]

i hope she thinks as much of you as i do.

[kate_michelle]

not on livejournal.