Liz: It's like a classical Milton-Keynes!

Tyr: I have the hide of Great Uncle Bulgaria waiting to be made into a bean-bag....

Andy; Was that one of the tyrannicides?
Liz; He has a leaf!!!
Andy; Ah.

Sue Hamilton: I'm fairly typical of a european prehistorian
Omnes: Fear!

Just looked at my desk and groaned in fear, FEAR ( Read more... )

Have shaved beard.

Zoe say I look like a fucking boy band!

arg.....

now... how fast can I grow a new one?

sweepstake time!

Dear World;

Going to sussex, for to sit in a field...

Back on sunday.

Yours faithfully,

Andy.

Moved in.

all is well.....

did forget many things, but nothing vital.

Settling in well.

That weed last night was *so* wierd. never passed out before......

crazy.

Ready to go.

my kit is staring at me from the corner of the room, telling me I've forgotten something.

The past couple of days have not been so good in some ways, but wonderful in others.

kinda complicated.

buy me a drink and I'll explain.

Have sore throat....

mother claims i sound like a mobster, and also is now refusing both red and blue M&Ms and complaining of a broken icecube...

Half packed for uni. Whatever I don't pack is going into longterm storage..... which makes it a little more stressful.

arg.

I am an alchemist
I am diabolist
Dunno what I want, but I know how to get it
I wanna transform base metals to gold!

Coz I...

Wanna be.....

Illuminati!

Househunting earlier, both slightly drunk...

in some godforsaken village, Warwickshire....

Mum; "where the fuck are we?"
Our Hero; "Oh look, here's a lane with a sign"

Both Read Aloud; "The Lane"

Mum; "Shyte"

Our Hero; "Ah! Another one!"
Both Read Aloud; "The Lane"

Omnes; "Shyte"

Just walked into the kitchen to find my mother perusing the property paper, a magnifying glass pressed to her nose with one hand, and a wine glass pressed to her lips with the other...