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Да уж По моему мнению, об этом пишут уже на каждом заборе :) -
oh, freeways.
the other day i was driving through dearborn, going from detroit to ann arbor... on the side of the freeway i saw a DEER! it was awesome. then a mile later, i saw a truck that was on FIRE. that was more awesome. why can't every ride on the freeway be this awesome? -
oh the humanity... (or, how to trick justin)
recently justin printed in a widely read website that i stole his popcorn ( Read more... ) -
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sugar is sweet, violets are blue, your mom is hot, and so are you ( Read more... ) -
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it is a well known fact that every semester a few (3-4) cool, "creative" professors decide to assign their midterms/mid-term papers before the fall break here at good old U of M. (to alleviate the stress for their hard working students.) they must say to themselves "oh, johnny student must stress around mid-term and over fall break time, i think ( Read more... ) -
scary fellow at the bank
yes, i did run into a scary chap at the bank the other day. i was second in line to speak with the teller, and a rather scruffy gent in front of me lept and turned 180 degrees. he quickly grabbed my arms and said in an old man/smoker voice: "i have a bunyan on my foot, a corn if you will" he repeated this several times, while doing an "i have to ( Read more... ) -
Sandy Foot...
I just cleaned the house, while wearing sandals... (of the flip-flop/thong variety) now I have sandy foot... That thing that happens while you blissfully sweep away your sorrows/dirt... Then discover that there is fucking sand all over your foot. Yeah...