"Your kiss is on my list" is possibly one of the worst things you could say to anyone. Unless you are conditioning the person's aversion to you. Thank you, soundtrack of Savers Thriftshop. Thank you for polluting my mind.  

when it landed the cream cheese was face-up.

so where did  my bagel pick up that pube between the top of the desk and the floor?

i need answers.

Mother: Now, Willie, you must not be selfish. You must let your brother have the sled half the time ( Read more... )

over the past weekend i visited and found something marvelously pathetic, juicy, and hilarious. "Lindsay's World" was this booklet compiled for a psychology assignment my senior year of high school. It was supposed to be a personal exploration of personality and identity, using the concepts we had covered in class. Of course the due date was ( Read more... )

For a good time, consult this blog we've started. It's a collection of found stuff inside used books. the first entry is now up, and it features the first part of a gripping serial of pages from a long, depressing, heartbreak letter. ok....


http://found-in-a-book.livejournal.com/

work has been an emotional rollercoaster lately...by rollercoaster, i'm of course referring to one of those tiny dragon ones you might see for little kids at a county fair. but still, vertical displacement, eh? i just found myself pricing this book with a happy 93-rd b-day note. i got a little sad when, upon inspection, i realized it was totally ( Read more... )

sometimes the cat and i are just not on the same page....i mean, i know she loves to snuggle. and that she loves love,  for that matter. but i guess it's more of what i want and when i want it. why can't she read my mind? just  a good old snuggle, hey?

the theme of my just-finished trip to chicago was TOGETHERNESS. please see the image below for an illustration.
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while doing a little research about haiku, i stumbled upon something terrifyingly lame and shitty.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scifaiku

that is all.

i'm pretty fascinated by these overheard conversations that seem to swallow themselves up. earlier today, i witnessed two young ladies jovially socializing while meandering on the street. what initially drew me into their discussion (as i sat smoking a few feet away) was this enormously enthusiastic laughter coming from them. so it seemed pretty ( Read more... )