I suspect that evwhore will appreciate this

[andysaunders]

SELECT * FROM CanucksPlayers WHERE TonightsPerformance = "Good";
Empty set (0.00 sec)

Comments

[sr_orangepants]

I appreciate the SQL part. Not so much the hockey. Have you not seen my geeky T-shirt? It reads...

SELECT * from users WHERE (clue > 0)
0 rows returned

[andysaunders]

Heh, I spent most of tonight staring at a mysql> prompt in a terminal window, with the hockey game on in the background.

[evwhore]

Luckily for me, I was at the movies instead of watching what was apparently a fiasco. Eh. 2nd game of a back-to-back, following a tough game against Anaheim. Not a surprising result.

[arenasnow]

UPDATE sean SET studentloans = 0;
DELETE FROM work WHERE due_date = '12/26';

Oh yeah. I'm the coolest person in the universe...