So in my dream last night I was shot square in the forehead with a shotgun...twice. I didn't die either time.

Not as much detail as last time but that's definitely the point.
-Andy

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People should go see:
THE PARANOIDS
YAVIN FIVE and
IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES!
@URI's 181 Cafe in the Student Union
Tomorrow night, show starts like 7ish and it's free.

My brain is dissolving.
-Andy

Baseball's on!!!
-Andy

Nevermind. My car drives like shit.
-Andy

I think I should be studied by scientists. My body is seriously an anomaly. I just drank like the biggest cup of Nyquil and I was already tired and I slept for a total of two and a half hours. I don't even feel drowsy, I'm convinced that I must be invincible. I got into an accident serious enough to propel the other car on top of my hood and, in ( Read more... )

This blows. I miss my car so much and I'm not going to have a car for like a fucking month. I wish I had just strangled that guy. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
-Andy

I think that no matter how old I get I will always be able to make myself feel alright by driving around late at night and listening to music.