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Bit of fun for a Tuesday afternoon
Three simple steps for personal amusement...
1) Go to www.amazon.co.uk
2) Type 'tedious wanker' into the search box
3) Look at the first result returned
4) Be amused.
Not sure how long this will be up for. But it's so true. -
Boredom, utter boredom and statistics
I just noticed something interesting [1]. In the top three leagues in English football the top and bottom teams are all separated by 14 points ( Read more... ) -
Balls
Our first Spanish pharmacist, Jesus, has left the company to take up a position with a wholesaler back in Spain. Possessing a seemingly limitless supply of energy his larger than life personality, whilst occasionally too much, never fails to put a smile on people's faces. He will be greatly missed by everyone in the company and we wish him well. ( Read more... ) -
Whadda ya know?
Let's start with a Happy Birthday to adscroft. He hasn't updated since January and I doubt he'll ever read this but he's 21 today and that's a good landmark birthday ( Read more... ) -
Conservative Comedy Gold
Get it before they pull it off.
That was put there by someone in response to a lazy Conservative linking to an image on his website (that's theft, kiddies, don't do it) rather than saving it and putting it up on their own. All very puerile and amusing. I have a few screen grabs to show if they do get round to censoring it. Credit to The Register ( Read more... ) -
Au contraire mon capitain...heeeeee's back
It's entirely possible that lowering my online profile has had no effect whatsoever on improving my life. It's also entirely possible that I haven't actually lowered my online profile in any meaningful way ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
If you only know one person there's always a chance that they'll die and you'll be left alone. The more people you know the more chance there is of someone dying and the less chance you'll be left alone. But when those people are around your age the chances should be low, right? When you're young anyway ( Read more... ) -
On joining the Wii-volution
So it had to happen...
On Sunday my recently-moved friends Steve and Christina had a housewarming-cum-birthday BBQ. Once sufficient food and drink had been consumed all attention was diverted to the Wii and the Wii-virgins amongst us had a chance to see what all the fuss is about.
( For that brevity be not my strong suit so cut shall the rest of thine text be ) -
I may die tonight and if I do it shall be as a happy man
I now understand why there are commercial breaks because if there weren't I would probably have dehydrated myself to death in front of the TV ( Read more... ) -
Nokia batteries may KILL!
OK, so I'm possibly guilty of tabloid-ising the story but the fact that 'so far there have been no reports of serious injury' doesn't mean it's impossible, right ( Read more... )