today at work, i fell asleep for a solid hour. This is the greatest way to make money. I hope all of your jobs suck.

gate keeping = sex

ps - i called a camper a "snobby bitch with a small penis" and it was great.

edit:
Jewish grandma's = TERRIBLE PLEASE SAVE ME!!! I WANT TO DIE!!! AHH SHE IS SLEEPING IN MY BED TONIGHT!! GROSS ajkfdg;afjhbn;

tonight, patricks mom called me gay. and i lost 2 penny bets with richy...

buttttt we did see this GIRLS ASS!! HAHAH that shit was soo fucking funny!

anyway... richy does the best impression of pats mom, "well this is just great" hahaha

wow talk about awkward... my mom just asked me if ive ever been to a rainbow party ( Read more... )

ATTENTION ANGELICA MARTINEZ: the test results came back, we are having a baby! yayyy also your homeland is filled with naked europeans!!! AHHHH

anyway it was my birthdayyy and it was awesome.. and the dominican was really fun, BUT NOW ITS PARTAY TIMEEEE!

I just watched animal house for the 76502 time, and it finally hit me ( Read more... )

Dad: well maybe then we should put you on more meds?
Me: FUCK THAT!!!!

JUST 14 MORE PILLS TILL SUMMER!!!! then we will party, RITALIN FREEEEEEEE

Today on a history test i put "Emilio Estevez" as one of my answers. Sadly it was wrong.

I also got attacked by a crazy lady with axe.

The movie, is going to KICK ASSSSSS!!! and clouds are really cool too.

(porno?)

Well today i took ruperts advice and didn't take my meds. This really opened me up to the wolrd and i learned alot today. (when i could stay on one topic for more then 40 seconds ( Read more... )

well today was another day of AWSOME KICKBALL!!!! yeah i decided i am making a movie....

TWO FAST TWO OCEANS 11 type thing

you know you wanna be in my movie, comment if u want in.... and i "called the cops" on some kids today too, good shit

DINNER TIMEEEE

man... the oc was SO INTENSE TONIGHT!!!

Bush, you are a dick.