My new years resolution, NOT to remember new years. yeah, its party time.

Mr. bruh: now how many of you were born by C-section?
(some people raise hands)
Mr. bruh: So i guess the rest of you were born vaginally?

Me: no Mr. Bruh, i was born orally.

i so rock at sex ed.

I FOUND SIM CITY 4 BITCHES.

Fuck Crohns
Fuck A.D.D.
Fuck being short

This saved my day:

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Today my 64 year old aunt asked me if i ever need condoms to give her a call. what the FUCK is wrong with my family?

Today in gym we played leap frog. what the fuck?

Tonight was easily like the greatest night all summer. it was even better since there was no drinking or anything like that. tonight was the best night to end the summer on. seriously, amazing night. love you guys

1. alg. 2 w/trig 222
2. hon. eng. desig 170
3. chem 166
4. lunch (lunch lab = gay)
5. gym
6. cp us hist 2 147
7. spanish 4 115
8. cp eng 3 211

whos got classes with me??

folly tomorow. no ride. can anyone give me a ride? i will love you forever!

sorry guys, but summer in river vale SUCKS.