twitters.com is on sale.

I don't do anything with it any more...
It is just sit there attracting dumb twitter users.

It is sad that I have to let it go.
But also I need some money...

It's been forever since the last post ( Read more... )

My tummy is about to explode.
My belly button looks like takoyaki now.

I'm not ready but I don't want to have this tummy any longer.
Also, I am dying to eat some sushi...

I feel guilty for feeling this way but pushing out something big like that out of my vagina doesn't seem exciting to me.

I'm not young any more.
But I still get this aweful home sick/ nostalgia kind of thing occasionally.

I don't know.
Seems like if you are away too long, everything is going to fade.

OH WELL.

Well, I got a drip of bird shit on my left tit yesterday after the monthly checkup.
I think something special is going to happen...

Later I went to farmers market and got some peaches.
I thought they were local farmers, but their peach had a sticker that say California.
Okay.

I had great birthday!

In the morning, I saw a little hamburger.
Yes, on the sonogram screen, baby's vagina looked like a mini-burger.
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BOY OR GIRL?

Okay ( Read more... )

Fuck you, Kidney Stone.
You almost killed me and my bean last night.

I am very sick.

:(

Like, I can't fucking believe it.