Argh.

[angalucas]

We've been up for less than an hour, and I'm already pissed at Chris.

I hate long weekends. We spend too much time together.

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[angalucas]

He straightened right up, though. And then he did laundry, brushed Tater, and mowed the lawn. Watch me get my way!

Have I ever mentioned to y'all how I have this huge chopping knife that I call "The Husband-Killer?" I know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue (it used to be the Boyfriend-Killer), but it is effective to be able to refer to it -- "See that Husband-Killer, hanging on the wall? It's gonna getcha!" -- when he's on his period and pissing me off. If you ever lose your mind and decide to live with someone, get one of your own.

[angalucas]

Boys are dumb. But they make up for it in cute, if you like that kind of thing, or in manual labor, if you're a bitch like me.