I have a chigger bite.  It is located in the crease where my butt cheek meets the back of my thigh.  It is most unpleasant.  

This stuff is the shit.  And it's cheap.  And it's at Target.


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I have become increasingly annoyed with a friend of mine. I have not seen her at all for the past two years, which is fine; we weren't best friends or anything, and that's not the part that annoys me. I didn't scrape her, she didn't scrape me, but we just haven't gotten together. The thing is that now, when I do hear from her, they are ( Read more... )

An ice cream truck drove by a little while ago. It was playing "Silent Night." For real. Didn't they only used to play annoying songs like "Pop Goes the Weasel" and "Take Me Out to the Ball Game?" I went out and looked, and no, the ice cream truck did not have a jesus fish on it, as I had expected ( Read more... )

My dog is so stupid. She was just trotting around in the bedroom, not doing much, when she jumped up on the bed. She likes to sleep on it; I let her because she is clean. Anyway, the bed wasn't made, and she got down under the covers (which she usually doesn't do -- it's the kitties who like to sleep with covers). Within a few seconds, she was ( Read more... )

I have a sore inside my nose. It hurts. It's kind of far back there, too, and swollen. Not swollen enough that my nose looks bigger, but swollen enough so that if I wiggle my nose around, it hurts. I don't like it ( Read more... )

Just got back from seeing Charlie and the Chocolate FactoryNow, when I first heard about this movie, I just thought that I wouldn't bother to see it. I mean, the one with Gene Wilder was great, right? We don't need another Willy Wonka movie, right? Why make another one ( Read more... )

In the past few days, I have encountered various ... critters, for lack of a better word. On Friday night in the Target parking lot, I saw a huge winged insect with big eyes, white pointy teeth, and whiskers. Maybe it had eyebrows, too; I got away from that thing fast, so I don't know. It appeared to be injured, but it was not about to die. ( Read more... )

We've been up for less than an hour, and I'm already pissed at Chris.

I hate long weekends. We spend too much time together.

Why did I think Luther Vandross was already dead? (No, I was not thinking of Barry White; I would not confuse the two.) And why is everyone reporting that Jennifer Garner is pregnant -- didn't we know that already? (I'm aware that the wedding is news, though.) I thought I knew about the pregnancy a few weeks ago. Perhaps I am psychic. (Dad ( Read more... )