We're in Middle Earth. Me and the family. I'm going to Lindon with some kinslayers, I mean kinsmen. Get to meet illegitimate little brother G-g. Finally. A sibling I can beat the crap out of instead of being massacred by Galadriel every other week.

My father's going to Mordor. I've screamed that at him many, many times but now he finally listened.

Dad's old mun is back.

I have a feeling I'm going to have to kill myself again, if he doesn't kill me first.

So here's how the situation is with the family and stuff:

Big bro finrodfelagund is no where in sight. Fearing this chick duskdancer for reasons unknown to me.

aegnor is now a chick and I am thinking stuff about her that my mother would beat me for.

orodreth exists. That is all.

galadhriel married our cousin maedhrosthetall and has a kid with him and wants me to go out and buy her tampons, which answers ( Read more... )

So where the fuck is everyone?