EVERYONE!!! PLEASE SEND ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS. My phone's on the fritz, and the memory died...

IMPORTANT!

(If you dont want to leave it as a comment, email me at aghaman@hotmail.com)
Thanks
--Al

Look at me! I'm updating! And I have nothing to say! (Seems that two months hasnt changed much...) Go me! Three applications sent off today! Holla!

Look at me! I'm updating! I am indeed alive, in case you were wondering. YO ( Read more... )

Automated telephone systems are definitely THE most sadistic creation on Earth. (I hear they’re being incorporated into the torture regimen at Guatanamo.) But honestly, I just need to ask some living person at the MVA a question, and I’ve spent all morning just trying to talk to a human. So I failed my driver’s test. Then my permit expired. NOW ( Read more... )

I dont know what to do. I have this friend who has really been hurting me recently. (Not physically, of course, but he's just hasn't been acting like he even gives a shit about me.)It was seriously killing me to care about him, but I really do. And for a while, after he hurt me again this time, I was thinking that'd I'd just give up on him. But now ( Read more... )

My Fourth of July plans just got stepped on. "They're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!" (See DODGEBALL.) Actually, this really sucks, but...

Anyway, I was wondering if anyone has any plans that have a free space that I can sneak into. Thanks.

I went to the Folklife festival on the Mall with Liz today. They had a really weird pairing of the country of Oman with a vague topic called "Food Culture" and the history and practice of Forestry. I wonder that they didn't try to find three topics that related a bit better ( Read more... )

My job at my church is about to end, and I need a new one, STAT.

Does anyone have any ideas, this late in the summer?

Sexual favors to anyone who can help me get a job. Anywhere. For any pay, really. I'm really not picky.
No, not really. But I WILL bake you cookies/brownies/a cake. AND you'll have my undying gratitude...

So Matt and I were checking the exact words to the "This Little Piggy" rhyme when I discovered a hugely racist nursery rhyme in Beatrix Potter's "Appley Dapply's Nursery Rhymes" collection. It was a hallowing experience.

( An Analysis of the Blatant Racism in Beatrix Potter's Nursery Rhymes )

Why do we still have to go to school??

(By the way, I dont care what Weinstein says, that math quiz was rape.)