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LOST PHONE
In my Gran's yesterday about to go to my cousin's 21st. Mum was shopping and I had to phone her. Look for my mobile... and it is nowhere to be seen. Tried phoning it but a) it rang out and b) I couldn't hear it. So I didn't have it. I thought I'd left it in the house.
It was only when, later on, I was at my other Gran's did I try to phone it again ( Read more... ) -
Only In Scotland
Only in Scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. (Supermarkets have a pharmacy bit? Since when?)
Only in Scotland do people order double cheeseburgers, ( Read more... ) -
More posting: quotes
About the Glasgow Airport bombers:
"I would have loved to be delivering some good punches, kicks and more. If there are more of his ilk want to set themselves on fire, then let them come to my place and we’ll have a bonfire."
- Osama Saeed, Scottish, Muslim and quite rightly pissed off :)
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Rather amusing old Derren Brown (stop ( Read more... ) -
Public Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day:
"Labour are now saying we didn't win the election, we just won the coin toss. Jack.... you got HUMPED."
- Nicola Sturgeon
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Arsehole biased news papers
I'm bloody fed up with biased Unionist papers like the Daily Record and The Herald giving more space to Labour than any other bloody party. More to the point, they put forward Labour's scaremongering claims as pure unadulterated fact, rather than objectively desrcibing them as political claims (or if they do, it's very thinly veiling sensationalist ( Read more... ) -
Dear hell
I think this may be one of the most random and strange things they've put up on Weebs Stuff. It's so damn catchy.
Where's the mango? Here's the mango.
I think this may surpass the Chutney Song.
Oh and does anyone else think that one of the panda and cucumber clips in this song looks obsene?
