Comments | angel_junk: [text] Episode 14: In which Dr. Bhamba does not actually make an appearance

angel_junk

[text] Episode 14: In which Dr. Bhamba does not actually make an appearance

Oct 15, 2010 01:07

[ A wild flyer appears in the foyer... and on every other floor! ]

WANTED

LAB ASSISTANT FOR CLEANING DUTIES AND ANIMAL CARE

MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING AROUND

- ANIMALS
- HYPERINTELLIGENT PLANT LIFE
- CORPSES
- FIRE
- EXPLOSIONS
- POISONOUS FUMES

PAYMENT

- VALUABLE SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
- EXPERIMENTAL DRUG SAMPLES

CONTACT ROOM 909 / FLOOR 10 ( Read more... )

.text, no paid vacation, .ic, sick leave? pfff, too many explosions, high maintenance mold, wanted ad

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No response necessary. He's just talking to himself. timisnotme October 15 2010, 00:57:42 UTC

Great. My closest neighbor has hyperintelligent plant life in his room.

[ACTION!] angel_junk October 15 2010, 01:06:16 UTC

[ Oh, but you know we care about you too much not to respond!

Especially Amy, who has been instructed to make sure the flyers are not taken down.

She approaches Tim from around the corner, looking hopeful.... uh... whatever that entails in crocodile facial features. ]

Re: [ACTION!] timisnotme October 15 2010, 05:41:00 UTC

*Too bad neither of them are yet aware of her little egg incubating nice and warm in Tim's closet. He leaves the flyer where it is, anyone crazy enough to respond to Bhamba is welcome to it. He was there for the mold encrusted J afterall. He turns and spots Amy. The reptile responsible for his mostly pantlessness during the zombie!event. This does not bode well.*

Uh... Hi. *slooooowly backing away*

angel_junk October 16 2010, 00:24:35 UTC

[ She greets him with a friendly hiss. ]

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helena_campbell October 15 2010, 01:54:25 UTC

"...Riiiight." Helena picks up one of the flyers. She has the feeling she knows exactly who spread them around.

She actually thinks she might be interested for a moment until she gets to the "corpses, fire, explosions, poison" part.

angel_junk October 15 2010, 03:50:27 UTC

[ But that's THE BEST PART! Bhamba has no idea his flyer is being inspected right now, but if he knew he would be GLAD Helena is deciding against the job, because she is OBVIOUSLY missing the appeal of the most important aspects of science! ]

[action] devildom_diva October 15 2010, 02:26:50 UTC

[ GUESS WHO'S KICKING AT YOUR DOOR. ]

Ohmigosh, do I get to blow things up?! I totally love that stuff!

[action] angel_junk October 15 2010, 03:53:39 UTC

[ Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. FrownSTAREfrown. ]

No. No, you don't Scientists get to blow up, lab assistants get to clean up.

[action] devildom_diva October 15 2010, 21:22:46 UTC

What.

[action] angel_junk October 16 2010, 00:23:47 UTC

[ Okay, so, about those poisonous fumes.... here, let him try that again: ]

Are you here for the job?

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kindly_done October 18 2010, 20:14:16 UTC

[He's not exactly responding. It's just that one of the cameras catches him musing to himself as he looks at a flier.] I could do that...

[He's so, so accustomed to corpses, fire, explosions, and yes, even poisonous fumes.]

angel_junk October 19 2010, 18:59:50 UTC

[ Oh just admit that you're after the experimental drug samples.

And look, it just so happens that one of the Bhambas catches the camera catching Jack! ]

Are you considering?

kindly_done October 22 2010, 04:08:13 UTC

I guess I don't have much else to do.

angel_junk October 23 2010, 05:15:31 UTC

Now answer my question again, but rephrase in a way that shows more enthusiasm.

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