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[ The mysterious and elusive Bhamba!mun spreads his arms enthusiastically in the sea of plastic props, that endless ocean called cardboard coulisse. ]

A man enters his giant laboratory! His name is Doctor Bhamba and his gaze is alert and intelligent. He is looking so handsome and also his lab coat opened!

[ He takes a deep breath and puts a flat ( Read more... )

[ Those are the (backdated and therefore) very first hours of the event's very first day ( Read more... )

[ It's a transmission full of SCIENCE coming to you live from your Wonderland grounds! It features Bhamba positioned on one knee (behind a car-sized version of this, yelling passionately window-wards. ]

Commander! Please accept this modest explosive device as a token of my appreciation!

[ Oh, but that is far from the end of it ( Read more... )

When it came down to it leadership was a ship just like any other boat. Impressive thing to show your dames, but stay on it too long and you get sick. And I'd been sick of playing cops and robbers long before they upped the shine on my badge and made me a glorified paper-pusher ( Read more... )

[ Bhamba clears his throat, beams into the camera and... pauses. There was an intro here, but apparently it's gone now. ]

...The good news is that I have accidentally discovered 70% of a drug formula that will grant its user immortality.

[ Something white and brown runs past the camera, followed by a blur in the same colour. Their chase loudly ( Read more... )

[ Bhamba turns the communicator on with much dedicated rage. ]

I want to file a complaint against the recent underwater event. My research was interrupted, I spent three days in a clamshell and all of my crocodiles are gone!

[ At this point the lab door slides open and Amy lurches past in the background, carrying a chirping baby crocodile in her ( Read more... )

[ The video feed in Bhamba's lab turns on. At first it shows nothing. ]

I'll be right back!

[ Then it shows a naked Bhamba running past the camera, humming. ]

Just a moment!

[ Same run, only in the opposite direction, now carrying a can of whipped cream, a bucket of ice and a purple tube. ]

Here I come~! ♫

[ Then, after a final moment of ( Read more... )

[ Last year on the 25th Santa Mansion gifted Bhamba with a small tube of Stella Clifton's favourite brand... of sexual lubricant. Ahhh, precious memories indeed. The scientist returned to his lab whistling that day, but at least he had the decency not to share his joy over the network ( Read more... )