[video] Episode 19: In which Bhamba plunges into the uncanny valley. Repeatedly.

[angel_junk]

[ The video feed in Bhamba's lab turns on. At first it shows nothing. ]

I'll be right back!

[ Then it shows a naked Bhamba running past the camera, humming. ]

Just a moment!

[ Same run, only in the opposite direction, now carrying a can of whipped cream, a bucket of ice and a purple tube. ]

Here I come~! ♫

[ Then, after a final moment of

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[skater_lynx]

Someone's getting laid~

[angel_junk]

[ Bhamba comes to a screeching halt and covers himself with the ice bucket. He's more modest in real life than he is in his dream. If only just. ]

Getting laid, got laid and will get laid again!

[skater_lynx]

So who's the lucky living thing~?

[angel_junk]

[ Well, living is up for debate, but... ]

Somebody sent me an ultra-realistic sex doll of my former lover, Stella Clifton.

An ultra-realistic, moving sex doll! It's so fascinating, I could study its mechanics all day!

...If I wasn't so busy boinking it.

[tadanokusuriuri]

...Oh, my.

[angel_junk]

[ He stops, bucket covering his little scientist. ]

I don't know how I should feel about having an audience.

[tadanokusuriuri]

Oh, no.

Don't mind me.

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[angel_junk]

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[kindly_done]

[SCANDALIZED!!!]

[angel_junk]

[ Screeching halt! Jack spotted. ]

Jaaaaaack.

[ SHEEPISH GRIN. ]

[kindly_done]

[Jack swiftly averts his eyes.]

I'm sorry!

[angel_junk]

[ He waves his hand dismissively, almost dropping the ice bucket in the process. ]

Don't worry about it!

...By the way, I won't be needing you in the lab today. [ He pauses, giving this a little thought. ] Or tomorrow.

So... see you on Monday!

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[terrierfancy]

> You just make this face forever. You're not even sure when the feed turned on on your end.

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[angel_junk]

You notice the new addition to your audience in passing and give him a SMUG SALUTE.

No amount of >8[ face can spoil the fun of all the BOW CHICKA WOW WOW that's about to go down in here.