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[video] Episode 21: In which Bhamba's research does it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Apr 30, 2011 05:29

[ Bhamba clears his throat, beams into the camera and... pauses. There was an intro here, but apparently it's gone now. ]

...The good news is that I have accidentally discovered 70% of a drug formula that will grant its user immortality.

[ Something white and brown runs past the camera, followed by a blur in the same colour. Their chase loudly ( Read more... )

.ic, a prickly matter, .video, not lacking porcupines either

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video; last_liar April 30 2011, 03:55:02 UTC

Um....

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:02:13 UTC

Did you want to ask about the inexpensive rodents in heat?

last_liar April 30 2011, 04:12:50 UTC

....Yeah, actually.

Um...I don't mean I want them. Just...why?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:26:33 UTC

Well, what am I supposed to do with fifteen horny porcupines?!

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itsahotone April 30 2011, 04:11:36 UTC

[Stare. of. HORROR.]

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:18:34 UTC

[ STARE right back at you. ]

itsahotone April 30 2011, 04:21:07 UTC

[N'awwwww! Uh, I mean. Horror!]

What are you doing?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:24:24 UTC

The porcupines? Mostly each other. Me? I'm just trying to get out of the way. They are not very pleasant animals once they mistake you for a competitor. Or participant.

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tadanokusuriuri April 30 2011, 04:33:21 UTC

Is that so?

angel_junk April 30 2011, 04:42:24 UTC

I guarantee that you will not find a more lively and energetic stock anywhere else in the mansion!

tadanokusuriuri May 2 2011, 02:07:21 UTC

Should I require them... I will keep you in mind as a supplier.

angel_junk May 5 2011, 18:09:17 UTC

Better hurry up! The demand for sexually aroused rodents is incredibly high this time of the year.

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video. ohsosiriusly April 30 2011, 14:54:08 UTC

[Sirius looks quite interested.] You should let them run amok in the mansion. Bet it'd be bloody hilarious to see. [Pause.] Think they'd mount peoples' feet if they had the chance?

video. angel_junk May 5 2011, 18:04:59 UTC

[ Bhamba sighs deeply, steps away from behind the desk and allows the camera a glance at his leg... which is currently being mounted by a horny porcupine. ]

I have a hunch that they might.

Re: video. ohsosiriusly May 9 2011, 02:38:55 UTC

[Sirius looks very sympathetic.] My utmost condolences. You could probably use this to your advantage though. Perhaps start some sort of porcupine breeding business?

video. angel_junk May 9 2011, 06:28:53 UTC

I'm already breeding- [ He kicks the porcupine off his foot. ] -crocodiles accidentally, I won't start breeding porcupines deliberately!

text; turn4bout May 1 2011, 21:16:52 UTC

1 R3QU1R3 YOUR HUM4N S3X ROD3NTS

text; angel_junk May 5 2011, 18:07:54 UTC

They are not human sex rodents. They are rodentian sex rodents.

text; turn4bout May 7 2011, 20:51:25 UTC

WH4T3V3R
G1V3 TH3M TO M3

text; angel_junk May 8 2011, 13:20:31 UTC

What do I get in exchange?

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