[ You know who really hates this event? Amy.

Because instead of lovingly getting the home ready for her own children she now has to watch a tiny scientist who somehow conveniently forgot that the flesh-eating plants don't like to be decorated with fingerpaint ( Read more... )

[ Today the Bhamba channel will be broadcasting nothing but this video in an infinity loop.

The final seconds have been replaced with Bhamba's voice saying, "To find out more, contact Dr. Bhamba in room number 909 on the tenth floor". ]

[ There is a lab. There is a Bhamba. There is a crocodile in the lab, attacking the Bhamba.

Perhaps a reenactment of the scientist's very first transmission?

...Hardly. The crocodile's attack is nowhere near as fierce as it was back then. It doesn't aim to kill, it-- she, Amy, merely knows that something isn't right and her teeth demand answers. ( Read more... )

[ A wild flyer appears in the foyer... and on every other floor! ]

WANTED

LAB ASSISTANT FOR CLEANING DUTIES AND ANIMAL CARE

MUST BE COMFORTABLE WORKING AROUND

- ANIMALS
- HYPERINTELLIGENT PLANT LIFE
- CORPSES
- FIRE
- EXPLOSIONS
- POISONOUS FUMES

PAYMENT

- VALUABLE SKILLS AND EXPERIENCE
- EXPERIMENTAL DRUG SAMPLES

CONTACT ROOM 909 / FLOOR 10 ( Read more... )

DATE OF ARRIVAL

6th of June 2010

ROOM NUMBER

909 - 10th floor

DEATHS

#1 : [x] "How dare you? I'm terrified of dying!"
#2 : [x] "Dr. Bhamba? Dr. Bhamba? I didn't mean to. Get up."
#3 : ///
#4 : ///
#5 : ///

BELONGINGS

# - His Veridian Dynamics lab coat
# - [taken during Veridian event] A picture of his biocomputer Johnny

STATUS

No ( Read more... )

[ Yes, Bhamba has a splitting headache. Yes, Bhamba will probably throw up most of the omelette he ate at some point during the day. And yes, it was all so totally worth it! He addresses the camera in his morning robe, grinning broadly. ]

Thank you, Wonderland!

[ At first glance it appears his good mood is caused by the full head of black hair he ( Read more... )

[ Please enjoy the soothing sound of an off-screen scientist yelling. ]

For the last time, no! Go to your room and stay there! I leave you alone for a few days and you just... you.... argh!!!

[ Enter Bhamba. Face camera. Look solemn. ]

Ah... is....

[ Ahem hem. ]

Is anybody familiar with...

[ Hesitation. Pause. Disappearing behind the counter ( Read more... )

The meeting has already started and a man is giving a short speech in front of his audience ( Read more... )

[ If you happen to walk into the dining hall on this lovely evening you will find that mashed potatoes and gravy are not only on the menu; mathematical formulas, diagrams and the occasional song lyric or poem have been written all over the walls in food ( Read more... )

[ In the last two days Bhamba has been EXTREMELY busy with his ADAM research. So far he's been able to do a thorough autopsy on Sander Cohen, compare spliced and unspliced tissue sample of one Alex Kralie and analyse one spliced cop brain, one odd ADAM-esque substance, two Sinclair blood samples and the blood of somebody who's supposedly resistant ( Read more... )