[ About an hour or two after this Bhamba is back in his lab. It has been redesigned for the occasion, with some equipment temporarily removed in order to make room for a dissection table ( Read more... )

[ When the feed switches on it shows a lovely view of the beach, just before sunrise. If you're quick to tune in you may just catch the rear end of a large crocodile disappearing beneath the waves ( Read more... )

[You! Hey, you! YES, YOU!! Why aren't you in bed yet? Well, since you're here you might as well tune in at 2 am in the morning and enjoy this exclusive footage of Wonderland's forest at night. But wait! This isn't the Alex Kralie show! This is-]

Amy?! Amy!![Two days have gone by and Bhamba's had no issues with his communication equipment ( Read more... )

[If you haven't met Doctor Bhamba before you may recognise his shape from prominent works such as this sculpture. His nose and eyes look more flattering in reality however ( Read more... )

[Bhamba doesn't seem to know that there is an event going on right now, nor does he seem to care. Thanks to several crocodile attacks his transmission equipment is more unstable than others and has been switching on and off at random a lot ( Read more... )

[Today's awkward moment is sponsored by Doctor Bhamba featuring "nervously pacing back and forth in front of the camera while wearing nothing but an open lab coat and briefs ( Read more... )

[It's been a while since Bhamba's arrival now and he's doing pretty swell. The only trace left of the initial WELCOME TO WONDERLAND crocodile attack is... well, the crocodile itself. Not only is Bhamba's lab clean, no, it also seems to have expanded since the last time, now featuring a large vivarium that is home to, yes indeed, a lovely 12 ft ( Read more... )

[The monitor is dark. A growling sound. A man screaming. Glass breaking.

SUDDENLY VISUALS!A hand fumbling with the transmission screen, wild flailing, too fast to make out ( Read more... )

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