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[VIDEO] Episode 1: In which there is a curious lack of lack of crocodiles

Jun 06, 2010 10:45

[The monitor is dark. A growling sound. A man screaming. Glass breaking.

SUDDENLY VISUALS!A hand fumbling with the transmission screen, wild flailing, too fast to make out ( Read more... )

[augustus sinclair], [iceland], where is steve irwin when you need him?, bhamba - master of subtlety, [sander cohen], aaaaaaahhhhhcrocodiles!!, .ic, [helena campbell], .video

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[Video] helena_campbell June 6 2010, 09:54:39 UTC

Oh my God! [And then Helena realizes she has nothing else to add.] Oh my God!

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 12:21:32 UTC

[Something metallic being thrown at the screen. Cue shot of the floor. Generic bar fight sounds, generic bar fight sounds, gener- oh, camera adjustment!

In the background an angry crocodile is trying to get a leather belt off its muzzle. In the foreground a bemused scientist is trying to figure out what this girl is doing in his dream.]

Is that your crocodile?

[VIDEO] helena_campbell June 6 2010, 12:25:25 UTC

N-no, uhh... Did you just wrestle with an alligator?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 13:04:19 UTC

Don't be ridiculous, alligators are much broader in built and this one's snout is obviously not-

[...tied together with a belt anymore? Is that what you wanted to say? No? Too bad! RUN BHAMBA, RUN!]

Excusemeforamomentplease.

[...he informs politely before dodging the hell out of an annoyed crocodile that is slamming itself against the camera, leaving the device tilted to the floor with one large crack at the side of the screen.]

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[Video] crymogaea June 6 2010, 14:53:07 UTC

[ Iceland was just generally being. Too baffled. And busy wtf-ing. What is that he don't even. Brb wtfing forever. ]

Uhh...are you okay?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 14:56:42 UTC

[Here, have a video of a 12 ft crocodile staring at the camera in apathy.]

[VIDEO] 1/? Your doctors are all nuts XD crymogaea June 6 2010, 15:01:14 UTC

[VIDEO] 2/3 to minimalise the spam. crymogaea June 6 2010, 15:01:50 UTC

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[video] presto_presto June 6 2010, 15:09:21 UTC

[Please enjoy this video of Cohen laughing merrily, perhaps out of pleasure at Bhamba's enthusiasm, or perhaps because the old artist's sense of schadenfreude is as strong as ever.]

And what do you plan to do with the beast now you've caught it?

[His voice is full of amusement; he's basically egging the guy on.]

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 15:14:17 UTC

[Allow me to reward you with this video of Bhamba being chased around the lab by his crocodile, stopping bravely to answer the feed, hurriedly yet at his utmost matter-of-fact-est]

I won't try to have sex with it again, that's for sure.

[Aaaaand he's running again.]

[VIDEO] presto_presto June 6 2010, 15:18:11 UTC

Pull a sword from the closet and fight for your life!

[Because the duelling channel is one Cohen would totally subscribe to. Man vs crocodile, locked in climatic battle!]

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 15:57:11 UTC

[Bhamba is at the other end of the room now, standing on a metal table, the crocodile directly under him.]

A sword? I haven't been to Medieval Fight Club in years!

[Sensible as Cohen's advice may be, he is reluctant to take it. At first, at least, but new developments soon prompt him to reconsider. New developments being the crocodile pushing itself upwards, knocking over Bhamba's table, trapping him between the closet and the reptile ( ... )

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[audio] cue :O worldentire June 6 2010, 17:59:49 UTC

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... What in God's name are you takin', sport?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 18:19:36 UTC

[No video? Only a strange voice? Bhamba is not even trying to make out what Sinclair is saying, because at Veridian Dynamics the PA system can only mean one of two things:]

A-am I going to die or is it just Fajita Day again?

[audio] worldentire June 6 2010, 18:21:04 UTC

...What? [Oh, the crazies. Faaaantastic.] No, you're not goin' t'die. What makes you think I'm goin' t'kill you?

[VIDEO] angel_junk June 6 2010, 18:27:05 UTC

What?

[This is when Bhamba realizes that he can actually understand what the voice is saying to him. And now that he does he has to admit he liked the PA system better when it was just droning on ominously.]

Not you, the poisonous gas!

[...he says in a tone suggesting that this is the most obvious thing in the universe.]

Is there anyone in this dream who is not a complete idiot?

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