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[VIDEO that wants you to look deep into its eyes, deeper, now relax, now switch your feed to VIDEO]angel_junkAugust 2 2010, 21:14:45 UTC
A teleportation mat. I've had the blueprints for years, but I was never given permission to pursue the project, because resources decided that testing would be too... [ A quick glance at the bagged rat. ] ...wasteful.
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What in the hell are you doin'?
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[ He tosses the remains of the rat into a plastic bag and removes his gloves. ]
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Did he do it in one piece?
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I take it he's not here in Wonderland? Because I have a box of rats that could really use a few lessons in not exploding while teleporting.
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Suddenly, he goes greyish-pale, claps a hand to his mouth, and disappears from the screen--presumably to go be sick.]
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[Sounds of a toilet flushing and water running, and Stango reappears, the roots of his hair damp from where he splashed his face.]
Why would ya broadcast that?
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I had a camera, but its batteries went dead and I can hardly conduct my experiments properly without recording them, now can I?
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