IP off, anon on. I realize that Benny's a fairly obscure character, but I can still take feedback on internal consistency, etc. Have at!

[ooc: backdated to very early in the event, because I want him to...well, not be aware that it's an event yet.]

I could really use somebody to talk to.

[That feeling would be the longing for a moirail, by the way. But unfortunately for any potentials who might decide they want to emotionally support/rein in the mansion's resident surly detective ( Read more... )

[OOC: Mirrorpost! All replies from alwaysbythebook. Assume this to be late enough in the week for people to get suspicious pretty quick. If enough people even know Stango well enough to notice he's been swapped xD
The desk song is and always will be shamelessly stolen/adapted from a wonderful game called Evidence of Everything Exploding]

[Now that the prize is ( Read more... )

Y'know what this is? A big, steamin' load of friggin' bullcrap. Screw it. I ain't playin'!

[It might be hard to spot Benny at first, because he's tearing by at an absolutely unnatural speed of about 65mph, aided by his new, powerful tail. This, he has to admit, is pretty cool.

However, as soon as he's stopped, he is reminded of the unpleasant bit. Much like the wing event, he is stuck being shirtless because of the huge dorsal fin on ( Read more... )

[This morning, instead of his own room, Stango woke up in a bizarre, high-tech chamber with a strange and unpleasant shower. A certain amount of investigation has informed him that it belongs--or belonged--to a Michael Garibaldi, security chief. The man's personal effects, however, are nowhere to be found, and Benny's are here. He can only assume ( Read more... )

[It's safe to say that if Stango knew he was being recorded, none of this would be happening at all. In a good mood and under the sadly mistaken notion that he's alone, he is shuffling around his office in rhythm to his own singing. His voice is tolerable, still twanging with that thick Brooklyn accent, but surprisingly deep and rich and on-key.]

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[ooc: since adult Benny can barely handle the communicators, I don't think he's going to be able to use them at all as a child. So if you want to interact with him, it'll have to be action. He's going to be going through the Mansion from top to bottom, so if you want to assume your character finds him invading their room, or in a hallway, feel free ( Read more... )

[Stango is cleaning his service piece, slowly and carefully. Once finished, he fits everything back into its proper place and holds it up, aiming briefly at the wall. And it isn't so much what he says--he's only talking to himself--but how he says it ( Read more... )

[Stango is in the kitchen, in rolled-up shirtsleeves, bent over a skillet. His hair, without its usual layer of pomade, has a slight wave to it, and sticks up at odd angles as a result.

He is making what is probably scrambled eggs. They have the right shape and texture, but they are ashy gray in color ( Read more... )