[19: video] did somebody say fish puns?

[playingbadcop]

[It might be hard to spot Benny at first, because he's tearing by at an absolutely unnatural speed of about 65mph, aided by his new, powerful tail. This, he has to admit, is pretty cool.

However, as soon as he's stopped, he is reminded of the unpleasant bit. Much like the wing event, he is stuck being shirtless because of the huge dorsal fin on

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[video]

[paper_knight]

"That was...absolutely awful."

Mark sounds physically pained, though from his pallor it's not just the pun that's bothering him.

[video]

[playingbadcop]

"You can talk to me about my sense of humor when this thing's over and I've had a cigarette. Whats'a'matter with you?"

[video]

[paper_knight]

A weak grin, just this side of a wince.

"Would you believe me if I said I was seasick?"

[video]

[playingbadcop]

"...No."

[timisnotme]

*Wait... too fast.... can't ... can't keep up. A few minutes after he stops a very tired, albeit pudgy, crocodile catches up to him. The thing is about 8 inches long and has sprouted flippers and turned very dinosaur looking. He swims up to Benny and makes a few tired chirping sounds while floating in place.*

[playingbadcop]

What the christ?

[timisnotme]

*He tiredly nips at one of Benny's fins. Pant pant pant.*

[playingbadcop]

Quit it. Or else.

[hurricanebomber]

You plan that?

[playingbadcop]

Nope. Completely off the cuff.

[hurricanebomber]

You sure?

[playingbadcop]

Positive.

[voice]

[defiant_eye]

Okay, that was physically painful.

[voice]

[playingbadcop]

Know what else is physically painful? How bad I wanna smoke right now.

[voice]

[defiant_eye]

If you can get the cigarettes up there in one piece I'd say try the surface.

[voice]

[playingbadcop]

I can't. The closets won't give 'em to me in a baggie. They get waterlogged before I have a chance.