[video] In which Bhamba lets his black romance be a flame, not an ember

[angel_junk]

[ It's a transmission full of SCIENCE coming to you live from your Wonderland grounds! It features Bhamba positioned on one knee (behind a car-sized version of this, yelling passionately window-wards. ]

Commander! Please accept this modest explosive device as a token of my appreciation!

[ Oh, but that is far from the end of it

Comments

[skater_lynx]

[Haru stares at the screen dumbstruck by Bahama's burning fire of love.]

How could anyone turn up such a burnning display of passion~

[angel_junk]

That was exactly what I thought when I built it. Women are like concrete walls: They put up a tough front, but they cannot resist a large quantity of trinitrotoluene.

[skater_lynx]

[Big word...brb looking up...still doesn't get it.]

What? So you're squeezing on Susan or some other pretty military lady? I would have started off with flowers but what do I know about chicks.

[angel_junk]

Susan is the one I'm hoping to squeeze and vice versa.

[ A broad smile. ]

...Exploding flowers? I did not think of that. I'll have to make a note for next time.

[video forever]

[usskickass]

[Oh. Dear. Lord.]

What the hell did you do?!

[SHE DOESN'T SWEAR OFTEN. THIS IS A BIG DEAL.]

[angel_junk]

I noticed you have an interest in athletic pursuits, so I sent you something to keep you on your toes.

[usskickass]

Are you nuts? This is gonna hurt someone!

[Probably her.]

This thing is dangerous!

[angel_junk]

You are very observant. Did you ever consider detective work?

[alwaysaboom]

... What?

[angel_junk]

Susan! I built you a giant bomb! [ ♥ ]

[alwaysaboom]

... Why?

[angel_junk]

Because the most beautiful woman in the mansion only deserves the deadliest weapons!

[kindly_done]

What are you doing?

[angel_junk]

Wooing the lady of my heart, of course!

[kindly_done]

Is that a bomb?

[angel_junk]

That is not just any bomb. That is the best and most romantic bomb a scientist with a Wonderland closet can built.

video;

[last_liar]

Are you trying to kill people?

[angel_junk]

Of course not! Why would I do that?

[last_liar]

That thing seems kind of dangerous.

[angel_junk]

Then my work here is done.