[video] In which Bhamba lets his black romance be a flame, not an ember

[angel_junk]

[ It's a transmission full of SCIENCE coming to you live from your Wonderland grounds! It features Bhamba positioned on one knee (behind a car-sized version of this, yelling passionately window-wards. ]

Commander! Please accept this modest explosive device as a token of my appreciation!

[ Oh, but that is far from the end of it

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[video] Shame Cohen's not here, his explosive sense of romance would match perfectly~

[40410]

I need you to fix my hornets.

[ Words like please and thank you are for those not afflicted by the madness for blackrom! Just imagine what he could be saying if he knew for sure that Bhamba was the cause of this. Gosh, there could even be outright animosity instead of stony-faced tolerance!

The explosive... he's just not even going to ask about. Bhamba is obviously succumbing to the stupid mansion way more quickly than Alex is. ]

Oh my yes. Their love would steal all the shows. All of them.

[angel_junk]

I already did! Maybe a different song? What are your thoughts on Ricky Martin?

[40410]

That was you.

[ OH HE FUCKING KNEW IT. Or... maybe suspected it. But "he knew it" lends itself better to hateship. ]

What the hell are you playing at?

[angel_junk]

More Latin pop for Wonderland?