Comments | angel_junk: [video] Episode 18: In which a new challenger and five crocodiles appear!

angel_junk

[video] Episode 18: In which a new challenger and five crocodiles appear!

Jan 05, 2011 03:07

[ Last year on the 25th Santa Mansion gifted Bhamba with a small tube of Stella Clifton's favourite brand... of sexual lubricant. Ahhh, precious memories indeed. The scientist returned to his lab whistling that day, but at least he had the decency not to share his joy over the network ( Read more... )

nuclear lab coat ahoy!, .ic, now with 500% more crocodile!, .video

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[ video ] mississippikiss January 5 2011, 02:21:24 UTC

[ Smirking. ]

Dust bunny.

[video] angel_junk January 5 2011, 17:01:30 UTC

You're almost making it too easy!

[video] mississippikiss January 6 2011, 06:36:42 UTC

Really? What's your evil little plan, then?

[video] angel_junk January 6 2011, 13:56:30 UTC

Synthesise a minimal quantity of dust bunny components with metallic alloy, create a device that will polarise them with...

[ - INSERT MORE TECHNOBABBLE HERE - ]

...and finally utilise this electromagnetic charge combined with the biochemical signature layer to have them attack, stick to and clog a person's nose and mouth!

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angel_junk January 5 2011, 17:02:08 UTC

[ He shrugs. ]

Why wouldn't you want to turn a common household object into a deadly weapon of mass destruction?

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angel_junk January 10 2011, 22:04:07 UTC

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Fine. Name the most deadly object you can think of and I will turn it into a weapon of mass benefit by the end of the year.

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[text] keepshappening January 5 2011, 07:25:33 UTC

yawn

[text] angel_junk January 5 2011, 17:04:12 UTC

[ Typo, but okay. ]

Red yarn. I will give it a try!

[text] keepshappening January 5 2011, 19:11:50 UTC

a baby could alchemize yarn with a weapon
if youre trying to show off do something i couldnt do

[text] angel_junk January 5 2011, 22:11:21 UTC

USE CAPITAL LETTERS, MAYBE?

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[video] fraterminor January 5 2011, 08:21:32 UTC

[Tempting. Very tempting...

Oh, very well.]

A tongue depressor.

[video] angel_junk January 5 2011, 17:06:03 UTC

Intriguing!

It seems simple... almost too simple at first, but the challenge is to get it to kill several people simultaneously.

I will keep this in mind.

[video] fraterminor January 6 2011, 08:17:02 UTC

I'm glad you appreciate the subtle difficulty.

I look forward to the results.

[video] angel_junk January 7 2011, 22:06:58 UTC

I will let you know when weapon is ready.

[ He salutes Diogenes and moves to turn the transmission off. ]

last_liar January 5 2011, 16:20:58 UTC

...Is that really a good idea?

angel_junk January 5 2011, 17:06:42 UTC

Where would be the fun in it if it was?

last_liar January 5 2011, 17:10:41 UTC

Isn't it really irresponsible? And how are you going to do that, anyway?

angel_junk January 5 2011, 22:13:49 UTC

Of course not! The objects will be altered and treated under a strict security protocol ensuring that no harm will come to anybody unintentionally until the weapons are good and ready to spread harm intentionally!

...That is the true spirit of science!

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