FUCKING BASTARD CUNT WANKER PRICK I HOPE HE DIES SO I CAN FUCKING PISS ON HIS GRAVE ( Read more... )

Ok I might be moving to Haarlem in Holland soon to Au Pair for 1-2 years. YAY ( Read more... )

Well it's my last day here in Folkestone with the amazingly sweet Laura and the gorgeously yummy Ben. I've had a great time and luv those two so so much. W00T. Getting a train at 11ish with Ben. It's going to really be hard saying "bye" after nearly a week here. But the time has gone so fast ( Read more... )

I did nothing this weekend. Nothing whatsoever. *innocent face to hide big grin ( Read more... )

Poll Poll-ness

And just to annoy you (Laura) : BOOBIES! :


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Ok well I was sitting in my room cos mum and dad had been mean when the phone goes. Mum was out with Bane, our dog, and told dad to get me to take Bane's spare rope lead to the green because a highland cattle calf had escaped from the farmer's field. So I walked down there, and mum was all "Just take Bane" so I calmly replied "I'm the only one ( Read more... )

01. Can you cook ( Read more... )

Got there, filled out forms, gave money. Ju took me to room. Marked where id want it, got it perfect first time. Put numbing stuff in. Then cos i was nervous (she reassured me the whole time and wasnt pushy) tied paper towels round my head as a blindfold which made me laugh and calmed me down, then said she'd do it. I thought she was just only ( Read more... )

here ya go

2 weeks til im gettin laid!!! (joking)

Well im miffed. I dont feel too good. I'm smoking more. Yeah bad i know. I have to work 12 hours this weekend (7 then 5) with a measly 5 min break in each ( Read more... )