Does anyone out there know how to tickle up a pair of balls with their tonque?

Please post an anonymous comment.

Motley Crue rocked.

Again.

HA! Good for you. You fucking slut.

Nothing but class.

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Squaw who marry for many ponies makem bad wife.

It's my birthday.

It is finally getting cold again. Winter has been gone for too long.

Why the fuck does everyone from the UK have bad fucking teeth?

Even in all my infinite wisdom I still have not been unable to answer that question.

You'd think you were looking at the gate around a haunted house when they open up their fucking mouths.

God Shave The Queen.

Fuck you.

Eenie, meenie, minie mo, suck my dick you fucking Ho.

If you like to drink monkey cum, and then get fisted in your ass please respond.