What is the first thing someone says when they see an anonymous poster on livejournal who ends up looking like a fucking tool?

What part of my body do you most want to suck on?

What do you call an anonymous poster who thinks they are cool?

If you have a small brain/penis, why would it be difficult for you to get into a post secondary educational institution?

If you wish, you may respond anonymously.

If you have a small pecker please leave an anonymous comment.

Thank you in advance.