fucking sucks balls. i'm not gonna say anything poetic about it. it just fucking sucks. hard. and it seems to be a MAJOR motif in my life.

the ethicallll rooooaaadddd suuuuccccckkkssssss diiiiicccccckkk....and not in a cool sexual way.

bleh bleh bleh.

i'm so over feeling like this.

EMO.

ugh.

and you wanna be my latex salesman.

i should be sleeping...

but i can't

i woke up from a weird dream about killing puppies in a ghost hotel.

and now i can't go back to sleep.

i don't think my brain wants to deal with that.

damn you 1408.

that movie was dumb.

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watch this video and then learn this dance.

the only reason why i am saying this is because i saw this vid on youtube and i thought to myself "wow, i bet joe could do that exact same thing, but make it even HOTTER!" so this is your task. mmmmkay? kay.

peace.

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it almost makes me cry:

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as i woke up today at 4:30 for my first register shift at starbucks--meaning that i was the one taking orders at the register. it was very hard and scary! i'm so bad at calling drinks. i think i did a good job, but i'm really not sure. if any of you know how to order your drink properly or if you have a fairly simple drink, please do so at the ( Read more... )

I am very pleased with myself right now. Allow me to explain my genius. This past saturday, Shia LaBeouf hosted SNL. There was one skit that caught my eye (the digital short...those are always gold) in which there is a really melodramatic shoot-out between a lot of characters, and the song "hide and seek" by imogen heap is playing each time someone ( Read more... )

I like that song. by Swizz Beatz. it's kind of annoying. but for some reason, it's really catchy and I LOVE IT. also, I LOVE JEREMY PIVEN. for those of you who don't recognize the name, he is Ari Gold on Entourage, Mr. Fiedler in Keeping up with the Steins, and Isreal in Smokin' Aces. And he's fucking hot. that's about it. i don't even wanna talk ( Read more... )

OMG!!!! i just found the clip of my MOST FAVE FAVE FAVE elvis song evezzzzzzzz. It's called Crawfish and it's in King Creole. Another one of my fave movies, which i still own because i have learned my lesson when it comes to the king. HEARTS! enjoy.