Today is your birthday, and you have been blessed with amazing weather by a higher power ( Read more... )

What do you guys think about a line of really sacreligious pornography? I think it'd be popular amongst the agnostics and atheists. Maybe even the jews.

I'll sell you the idea for 5 dollars.

You can call the first installment "The Girth of Christ."

Because I'll take the bronze with a smile on my face.

As I was leaving my house today, I came around the corner to watch car after car after car running this stop sign, almost bumper to bumper. I figured they were some punk kids in a sweet car gang or something. I said to myself, "Fuck you, I'm goin'." The next thing I know, I'm stuck in the middle of a funeral precession ( Read more... )

Updating by request from my fans. The Fans of Scott. Should I start a myspace group too? Hardy Hardy Har Har. My girlfriend plays God of War almost as much as I do. However I beat it, and she has not. This fact alone makes me the alpha in the relationship. The fact that I have stated this fact in such a public domain will seal my fate as far ( Read more... )

I can't explain how happy I've been for the past two months. The first month was great, although some of my close friends weren't always with me on my decisions. The second month came around, along with my best friend, and I became the happiest I think I've ever been. Someone I love more than I ever knew capable and close friends that I care for ( Read more... )

so now what do I do?

Go see my boys Imperial tonight at The Roc Diner around 6:00.

Only if you're tough enough though.

http://www.imperialrock.com

Candace Kucsulain is one hot hardcore bitch.

I choked on a waffle fry today.

Thank god for those holes.